January 2009
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NEW!!! lil wayne - Prom Queen …going to drop...
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Watch…i almost feel like i should route for the Arizona Cardinals, or else i will be murdered. “Now if it were the Cardinals against the Ravens, well how do you pick that one, thats just a bird watchers dream” ahaha
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Super Bowl Drinking Game
During the coin toss, take a celebratory shot because the Patriots aren’t in the Super Bowl.
Chug for 10 seconds if the camera cuts to Kurt Warner’s wife.
Take a shot any time Kurt Warner mentions God.
Chug for 10 seconds if someone talks about Roethlisberger being the youngest quarterback to win a Super Bowl.
Finish your beer if a commercial comes on for a beer you’re...
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Watchits Saturday. FVCK it. watch some snowboarding. [√]
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Three Nuns (J.O.T.D.)
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said: “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines.”
“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.
“Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”
The second nun said: “Well, I can top that. I was in Father’s room putting away the laundry and...
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“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with...”
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“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’,...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via affremblequotes) (via thepitman) (via meepmeepmeep) ….this just makes me think of my dreams as person, or maybe a car load of character (each character is a dream) & yeah i am just like “YO DREAMS!!! i’m gonna do some this’s & some thats’s so...
“It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.”
– Tyler Durden (via movieoftheweek)
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STILL TOO WATCH TONIGHT:
- Paranoid Park
- City of Men
[√]
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“There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish...”
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“A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it...”
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The Morning
Honestly jsut woke up and i find that there is nothing better then reaching over to my laptop & clicking on iTUNES for a solid wake me up song. Usually I just go with one of my recently added songs since its FRESH in my mind but this morning i saw the song Take It Or Leave It by Young Love. Now while the song may not be all WAKE UP, i haven’t listened to it for awhile so it did the job +...
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EXTRA MONEY
so given my new found job, the past few weeks has provided me with finances that will allow me to be more leaniant and therefore it is obvious that I MUST SPEND IT lol …..so on my list for things to spend money on - swim shorts - new shoes - blazer - outerwear - more or less a lot of clothes & yeah given the occasions coming up AKA valentine’s day, i will definitely have to pull...
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ok so basically you can watch any 90s music video,... →
deadshot:
entrails:
blaise:
burnpoor:
(via reveries)
i am watching big wolf on campus rn this is amazing
oh screw homework. homework can wait if big wolf on campus is involved.
omg i just found my new favorite time waster
AMAZING.[√]
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Fighting Words (J.O.T.D)
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your Mom’s the best lay in town!” Everyone expects a fight but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders up to the end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, “I just screwed your mom and it was really...
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“With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil...”
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“I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can...”
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