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Tina Fey speaks at the Center for Reproductive Rights Inaugural Gala.

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*Let’s hear it for Tina Fey

Like her, and most (sane, rational, not living under a rock, post-dinosaur, thinking, decent, doesn’t want to believe that someone can actually be so fucking stupid that they would try to put a definition on a heinous act solely for the point of putting across their own misguided beliefs) people, I am also fed up with these mind-numbing explanations of what rape is, and what rape isn’t.

Just shut the fuck up. Cut your fucking tongue off. Do the world a favour and write a shitty book that can be purchased by other assholes such as yourselves, and that way you can continue to spew that shit that comes out of your mouth, but you will be doing everyone with ears and great service.

I don’t know. Are people that fucking stupid, or is this all a part of some masterplan that I can’t even comprehend. Do these people and their cronies hide in a basement with cloaks on and come up with ways you can create more equality between men and women.

And while I’m at it, fuck God. And not Catholic God, but all God’s. I appreciate the purpose you’ve served, whatever that may be, and if you really do exist, I’m sorry, but your existence, real or not, has led to the most heinous, atrocious, how can there be a God events in my time, and in the history of humankind. At the end of the day, it’s a cult. Call a spade a spade. It’s a cult. Millions of people worshipping one man, and giving money to an organization that has played a huge role in some of those heinous, and atrocious events.

At the end of the day. You’re either a good person, or you’re not. It’s that black and white. That’s not to say good people don’t do bad thing, and vise versa, but to make a bad person believe that they can move their hands around their body a few times, say some words, and that exempts them from a lifetime of torture is the most insane amount of bullshit I’ve heard in my life.

**This has been a Matthew Stasoff rant, and there may or may not be some spelling, and/or grammar errors. That is the only thing I’ll apologize for.